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Dark Illustrations by Lenka Simeckova

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As a twenty-something year old illustrator and comic artist, Lenka Simeckova finds beauty in the darkness. While the characters she portrays can often be a little on the morbid side, there is a provocative elegance and classic appeal to her haunting works. 

lefthandedjanice:

dude.

chickenyaoi:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

bastian-casillas-fussballgott:

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Philipp Lahm & Bastian Schweinsteiger - FC Bayern München

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Thiago Silva & Dvid Luiz - brazil national team

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Steven Gerrard & Daniel Agger - Liverpool FC

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Gianluigi Buffon & Andrea Pirlo - Juventus Turin

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Raúl González Blanco & José…

“Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’”

– Lena Dunham (x)

Girls are taught from a young age they have no worth and anything they do is also worthless.

“I constantly tell myself ‘I’m done’ but then I find myself trying again.”

– (via disorder)

And I hate you for it..

(via ancorabella)

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

lushious:

hallucynation:

This was by far the most important thing that happened in Australia in the year 2000

The most formative piece of Australian television in existence

itscourtoon:

linadivorceeofl:

YES IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

This is still my favorite thing on the internet

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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